Archive for the ‘Cold Joke’ Category

Only Know After Reading Newspapers?!?

This is actually quite funny:


The Sh*t Finger!

大話新聞 once again talk about the problematic construction in Taipei City during Ma’s time.  Yesterday there was yet another incident with Nain-Hu line.

I just thought of something funny.  It seems everything Ma touches during his time as Taipei mayor turn to sh*t.  Now, the whole Taiwan seems to turn backward economically and politically.  In another word, Taiwan is turning into sh*t as well.  Therefore, I think another nice nickname for Ma is “Sh*t Finger.” 

Based on this past experience, can we trust SF on something like ECFA?

Humm…Something Is Really Wrong (UPDATE)

Why are they holding hand?

Why are they holding hand? (click to see full size picture)

Hmm…as can be seen in the photo, Ma and Liu are…holding hands?!?

This really looks kind of weird.  It is probably unintentional, but as those psychologists said, unconscious or unintentional behaviour sometimes reflect our deepest inner thoughts.  So what exactly is going on here?  I don’t know, but Liu actually looks like he is a bit scared.

UPDATE: Taiwan Matters also noticed this strange photo. 🙂 For the record, the photo, as noted by Taiwan Matters, is shot by Liberty Times reporter 黃佳琳.  I actually saw this photo from someone’s post on the internet so I did not know the source.  NICE SHOT, Ms. 黃! This photo is going to be a classic!

lol 莊國榮 The Taiwan Prophet

Well, this is kind of funny lol

Now in the online community of Taiwan, there are many starting to call 莊國榮 a prophet.  When 莊國榮 first said those thing, many people look at him with anger because of what he said during that circumstance. (even pan green supporters).  But now listen to what he said once again, and you will be wondering if he is just one of the more honest man with enough foresight and clearer view of human characters.

That is why when Ma’s empty promises fool 58% of voters, and KMT’s promise of reform and taking full responsibility fool many more, 莊 is able to see through this fog of BS.  lol  I will attempt to translate some of 莊’s “prophecy” into English (unfortunately cannot translate with the full meaning, and therefore might loss some of the “kicks”):


Translation: Ma is actually very incompetent.  He will only kneel (kowtow) before China because of his feebleness.


Translation: If Ma gets elected, then everyone just wait for the oppression.


Translation: The only thing Ma can do is being an actor.  He is a 小孬孬 (No idea how to translate this one, probably just mean “useless man”?).